Friday, November 29, 2019

No Awards for Honesty

No Awards for Honesty


Doesn't the above song fit well with Ooga Balooga and Daylight Dilemma and the other 'space' songs I've been writing and sharing this year? And is it new? Oh, then who wants to argue with me about my writing it? Are you ready to argue with the Songwriters Association of Canada, too? You music frauds should all be burned alive to give you some sense of the pain you inflict on your innocent victim.

On to my daily topic, I consider awards shows for stars to be among the worst evils of our time. Here we have a great clique of spoiled assholes and they each want their own award for it. Are their millions of dollars not enough? Are the sexual favours heaped upon them not enough? No, they want everyone to cheer for their greed and privilege on a fucking awards show. Such displays would be banned in any truly civilized country.

Let me tell you what I did last night, I worked harder in the first fifteen minutes of my shift than Taylor Swift has ever worked in her whole life. No one cheered or anything, even though I could have stayed unemployed for the rest of my life with my government's blessing. I think that such effort by common citizens is far more impressive than any star's ego in its place. But the broadcasters disagree. They never find anything impressive about what honest people like me - and maybe you - are called upon to do every day. But when a lying sack of shit steals a hit song on YouTube, they think we should all worship her on an award show, even after she was thrown in jail and righteously punished for fraud more than once.

This shows the contempt that broadcasters have for the general population. Not only do they think it's okay to lie to us all with my music and poetry and comedy and cartoons for twelve to twenty years, they think our hard, modestly paid labours are some kind of triviality compared to the fraud of their stars and all the easy money it makes for them. No awards for you and me when we struggle in jobs that their superstars wouldn't last five minutes doing, but everything for the effortless act of signing a contract. How they mock us when they present these lazy fiends to us as our heroes.

1:59pm By the way, who gives these stars their awards? Do you belong to the Motion Picture Academy? I know I don't. So, in a way, they give themselves their awards. Their own praise them and it's passed off on television like it's our praise. We see them going up on a stage in front of a cheering crowd and are tricked into thinking they've won some kind of public election. They glorify their own and want us to think it was our decision. Typical broadcasting manipulation.

How are my most recent posts holding out? Have you seen any apelike imitations on TV or elsewhere on the web? If so, just flag them. I'm very sincere in my posts and I bet I strike a chord with a lot of honest, hard working people out there with what I often have to say. I recall that the initial appeal of my work in 2007 was that it came from a common worker who shared much of his experience and hardships with his followers in the population. It gave ordinary workers hope to think that they, or one of their own, might outshine the stars one day, as I was doing on YouTube at the time. This sincerity and this bond with common citizens eludes privileged stars and broadcasters. They are utterly disconnected from the daily struggles we must endure, which impairs their ability to appeal to us in any words of their own. That's where my words came in for frauds like Jay Leno and Ellen and all the rest: they needed to steal my sincerity so that you could trust them more with their lies. And it certainly must have worked if you listed Jerk Leno as the 'funniest man in the world' in 2009, after he stole so may of my blogs and sketches on his broadcast for three straight years. And need I remind you what everyone thought of me in 2009? Why don't we ask the giggling crank callers who had my phone ringing so much I had to unplug it and only use it for outcalls?

I also want to talk a little more about how I got on disability in 2008 because I'm sure they're all lying to you about it behind my back. They've been using my dependence on public assistance since then to drive a wedge between myself and the general public. By January 2008, I could not recall any of the previous year from April to December. It was all a blank, and it scared me. I thought I might really have some kind of mental problem. I told my doctor about it and he took it seriously. I also told him that I sensed bitter hatred from total strangers on the street, which is a classic sign of paranoia. Anyway, we filled out the disability forms together and I answered each question truthfully. My application for disability benefits was approved on the first try.

Now, of course, I have recovered most of those missing memories. Over the last twelve years, I have spontaneously relived the missing pieces of that terrible year, which has, in turn, led to the almost identical reproduction of the songs, poems, dialogues, and cartoons that were stolen from me then. I recall the creep who stole my sketchbook full of cartoons in the café. I recall the creeps who came to my front door, taking advantage of my small-town trusting nature to bust on in and steal my copyright disk. I recall how I entrusted my best friend with the only cassette of my best songs and how he turned around and sold it to a stalking WEA scout as soon as I left his presence - yes, without even asking for the prick's name. I recall how I would post a blog at 10:59 am and see it coming our of Ellen DeGeneres's mouth on TV by 11:00. I recall how they got me writing poems to prove I could write my lyrics, and how they then stole my poetry. I recall how I would construct sketches to protest their crime and they would immediately end up on their fraud shows. I recall the voices in my brain that told me I was famous when my videos were only showing my own views. And I recall the horrible pain from being defamed by news broadcasters who told the world I was in jail when I was free at home: a strange, physical discomfort for which I was utterly unprepared. I recall how my Bad News song about my mother's passing (which was 8 years premature at the time, thanks to a poor choice of words from my home town correspondent) was picked up by Seal and celebrated by the whole world as his hit song. These are but a few of the horrible memories, which must have been initially impossible for my brain to cope with. But I'm doing just fine now. I can cope with my horrible memories now. So I figure I'm not disabled anymore. It would be just as well because I'm employed again. Besides all that, I can't keep myself busy enough with my creative activities. I need the distraction of a workplace.

Were the Rolling Stones present at this year's American Music Awards (Abuse Musicians Awards)? They're on my list of copyright violators, so I think it's a fair question, even though they're British and they stole my Canadian music. I'd be wondering where they got their earlier hits if I were you. Jagger's Let's Work seems grossly incompatible with a tune like Ruby Tuesday. Don't you wonder if they got their first hits the same way they got my Nothing but Ashes and Halcyon Days in 2007? Maybe the true author of their first hits committed suicide from the pain of their fraud with his music. I wonder if he reincarnated in 1965, just to come back here and haunt them.



Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, Flimsy, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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