Ellen Is Indecent

I think it's good news that my able body will be put to productive use after all. And I want people to know that my decision to find employment was entirely voluntary. My living expenses were adequately covered without my having to take this step. I chose the job for myself and put the effort into submitting a serious application for it. I listed most of my work background here in 2014 at this page: A Canadian Artist's Professional Background. While it is an amusing account, it is also true, and lists a couple of decades of solid work experience between 1985 and 2005. Just because something is funny doesn't make it proper to hack it out of a man's real life and use it for onstage material. That makes people think I'm only trying to be funny when I'm trying to share my real life with them in my own words. There's nothing funny about comedy fraud made out of a person's real life shared in his own words, unless you think it's funny when the joke is on you. That's just a dirty scam. But NBC didn't think so when they had Ellen on the air with my blogs. Ellen commands a large population of women who have a low opinion of unemployed, single men. Isn't that so? And is she running for cover under the hate laws to protect her from the treatment she deserves for lying to the public with my blogs and poems? Or does she just lie about me to explain it all? How many of these hateful housewives is she allowed to set against me to make her feel secure about her fraud? Who keeps her on TV to suppress her victim? Maybe we should get to the bottom of this, however many fathoms we need to dive. And there have been a lot of dirty lies told about me to explain my unemployment to the public over the last ten years of reliving and reporting the stars' countless crimes with my music and comedy. Being unemployed leaves your image wide open to the most cutthroat assaults on your image. I'm basically an honest person who wants to earn his rewards in this life. I couldn't be happy lying to the whole world for my success, the way these psychopaths like to do when they snatch whole periods of my life from my blogs and pretend its them. Their shallow schemes are doomed to collapse. If anyone wants any tips on how to get a job, I'd say that you should narrow your search to jobs that suit your skills and experience and make use of your connections in the workplace. While I've been out of work for a while, I listed only the relevant experiences on my resume, so the gaps were everywhere. After all, I couldn't tell him about the women at the office and how they abused me. That would have got me sent home.
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