A Decent Alternative

The above song, my latest recording, would have been the song I played at the end of my show last night. It's called The Rising Slow, and it's much better than Accidentally Blown, the song Dateline probably had in mind for me to play as a guest on their fraudcast of Saturday Night Live made out of my sketches and poetry in 2011. I hope you enjoyed those poetry readings of my poetry last night while I went out and earned an honest paycheck, the kind of activity that broadcasters look down upon. But I sure hope that the IRS and Revenue Canada are not going to let them get away with laundering their filthy fraud loot by charitable donations or some other trick. Let the charities keep their donations, but take back the money that was refunded to the 'donors' for it. It's Sunday, and I have one more day to go in my first four-day work week. Jesus wants me to get that credit card so I can make my own money with my music on the web. Jesus opposes Saturday Night Live and Ellen DeGeneres because of their cruelty and deceit. Jesus is also concerned about innocent children being corrupted by dirty TV stars. Christian parents should fear for the souls of their children being jeopardized by the support shown by TV networks for their stars' immoral conduct. Above all, it is a spiritual crime to pervert the message of an artist's work by fraud. And to turn around and charge the public for such behaviour should offend the living right along with the dead. I've had some ideas for new scripts for my imaginary comedy show. Maybe I'll post one of those next Saturday, in order to give you a decent alternative to the filth that's being offered to you and your children on TV in its place.
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