Monday, November 25, 2019

Genghis Was My Grandpa

Genghis Was My Grandpa
I'm up and moving around because I'm afraid that if I lie down I won't be able to get back up. Today is my first night off in the last five nights, which I wouldn't have to tell you if you've been able to follow my daily posts of the last five days. Or has someone been taking them to use for their comedy routines? Well, I'm sure the confusion will be cleared up over time.

I'm certainly learning my fruits and vegetables. You should see the banana squashes in this place. I weighed one last night, twenty pounds. You should try one. If you don't like it, you can always use it for a bowling pin.

Someone told me that everyone in China is a descendant of Genghis Khan, but he invaded Poland, as well, didn't he? I think his line is spread out a lot farther than they say. Where do you think I got my high cheek bones?

  
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