You Call That a Story?

We still have our smog cloud blocking out the worst of the direct July sunlight here. I haven't needed my A.C much yet. Almost makes me believe in pollution. Someone thought they were doing me a favour by handing me a tabloid this morning. I guess he forgot that I don't read the miserable things. But after so many years, I was tempted to take a peek this morning. So, did you all hear the big news about the visiting basketball star from the Raptors - oh, wait, former member of the Raptors? Well, he was very disappointed in his accommodations because they were old and dirty and he thought the place might be haunted. So he got new accommodations. Wow. What a story. Well, he's only visiting here, and he doesn't need to worry about the outrageous rent going up and up all the time. As for me, I can feel the difference that my cleaning and painting effort has made in my old rooming house. It had to be done as much for hygiene as for appearance. And the only reason it's getting done is because of a person who likes to improve his life with his own efforts. Maybe I don't belong in that house. Maybe I never belonged there, but we just have such a corrupt economy that it's the only place left for such an embarrassing victim of the broadcast industry's commercial fraud of the last twelve years. If you want shocking news about real stars like Mick Jagger and Ellen and Matt Groining, you obviously won't get it from that joke of a two-page tabloid they pass around in this town, whatever it's called. It would rather talk about the non-events of ex-members of the championship team from an outside city. Pretty pathetic. But if you want to read the truth about that rotten bunch on the TV and radio that want to poison your brains, thousands of pages are here for you in this account. Or is reading too much trouble? Well, maybe the trouble is worth it if it helps you avert the poison they spoon feed you. I would only caution you to avoid all commercial broadcasts for at least 72 hours beforehand, in order to undo the impediment of their conditioning on your brain function in my case. They overtly brainwashed you to hate me with their fraud stars. Now they seem to be taking a sneakier approach to the same goal. Radio and TV gives me headaches. I don't know how people can stand them. And what was that news special they had back in 2007, This Is Your Brain on TV? It showed how TV shrunk all the activity in a normal brain so that nothing was going on anywhere except for a tiny little region in the front that appeared no bigger than an acorn. And doesn't the brain atrophy from lack of use? Oh well, as long as you can drive your car to work and absorb their mental conditioning from the radio as you're distracted. As long as you can read a two-page tabloid. Hey, that's all the brain function they care about. I'm surprised they eliminated radio in the workplace for safety reasons. They still let people drive at high speeds with the infernal thing blaring out all over the block.
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