4:10 PM. I want to make my position on this issue clear after a strange reception at home following my last post. News travels fast. Pardon me, but I can't be flagged for reading a book. Am I inciting hate? Oh, did I say I wanted another holocaust? I said that such government programs are popular, not that they were right. And do you know what makes them popular? Released mental patients blocking the bus on Hastings Street when people are trying to get to work on Welfare Day. Did I release them to provoke all this hate? Hell, I'd take care of them all out of my own pocket if I was as rich as all the stars around here. I'm an artist, for Christ's sake. They wear on your nerves, that's all. And stars don't have to pay for their care while they're out on their yachts, right? So people can see them from their cars and be offended by them and curse them and wish them dead. That seems to be the plan. So I put that together with the book I'm reading.
Yeah, is it absurd to suggest the threat of euthanizing undesirables in North America? Let me see. I've said so already, haven't I? In a past post somewhere? What do they do to people when they apply for public assistance? They say, 'Here's your cheque and you can only afford to live in this diseased slum with it, but you can buy all the drugs you want - and please do!. We'll come and collect your body in five or ten years.' Who needs mobile gas vans when you fentanil? How do they survive? Food banks. What happens in war? They cripple all the food distribution. Suddenly there's nothing to eat but flour and cabbages across the whole country. Will there be any left for street people after it goes to all the troops and the workers? Highly doubtful. And this is not anything I wish upon them, but a warning from history.
1:50 PM. I was supposed to mop up this morning, but I recall how someone poured sticky pop on the floor immediately after I did it last week. I'm supposed to paint the walls downstairs, but the same culprit always gets in my face when I'm trying to paint. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I quit. So much for that reference. And since I can't stay in a house that never gets cleaned unless I do it myself, I must find another home. My friend went ahead and moved into my building after he visited me last month. I asked him last night how he likes his new place and he says he hates it. We're probably both going to leave soon.
I have no regrets about my life in Vancouver. I've had a tough time here for the last twenty-four years, but it has helped to discipline me. I've never been so clean and organized and well behaved in all my life - all from fighting against the constant pressure to sink into a dead-end life of apathy as a PWD in an SRO. Rather than resorting to violence in cases of extreme stress, as seems to be the rule in such an environment, I have learned to develop my wits so that I eliminate my enemies without laying a hand on them. My old Toronto friends would love the changes in me, I think. Living such a difficult life here has added substantially to my character.
Before I left Toronto I met a man in his sixties who had been born here and lived here all his life. I was thinking of moving out here, and asked him why he left. He said he couldn't stand the crazy people anymore. They'd all recently been pushed onto the streets by the closing of large mental health facilities that used to house them. I couldn't quite imagine how bad such a problem might be until I came and experienced it for myself. Mental illness seems contagious when you have to spend too much time among the mentally ill. He did not move to Toronto for the weather, of course, but for the people. Contrast this with former star resident David Duchovny's reason for leaving Vancouver: because it rains too much. He left because of the weather. That's how far removed a star's experience is from the rest of us. Here in Canada, people move to Vancouver for the weather, but it's not good enough for a star like Duchovny, whose insulated star world protected him from Vancouver's nightmarish population of undesirables.
As I type this post, there's someone grumbling on the computer next to me: stupid prick, stupid cunt, wow! Now, I'm currently reading a very interesting take on World War 2 called the German War. I don't think I've been getting a fair and objective picture of this war from its winning side here for most of my life. In 1918, Germany was swarming with creeps and undesirables as a result of the economic hardships imposed on them by the Versailles Treaty. This gave rise to a very popular movement which essentially aimed to exterminate these undesirables. After my 24 years in Vancouver, I can understand why such a movement would be so popular. We don't know what life was like for Germans after World War One. They saw their country falling to ruin, and associated it with the presence of Jews. The Jews had never been welcome in Europe and had been forced into the margins of society, which, in turn, forced many of them to erect a 'shadow economy,' based on illegal profits, as a means of financial support. (Take Dickens' character of Fagan from Oliver Twist, who commanded a team of school aged pickpockets.) Such Jews were the most visible among their people, grossly misrepresenting them in the eyes of the general public. When the country is falling apart and crime is soaring and Jews appear to be behind it, it's easy for a skilled demagogue like Hitler to exploit the situation to gain power. On top of this, Jews had been permitted into the professions, and were excelling in them. This gave the appearance that Germany's loss was their gain. But appearances can be so disastrously deceiving.
Hitler's final solution was quite unreasonable. He clearly did not understand genetics. It is entirely possible for a failure to breed a champion and for a champion to breed a failure. Perhaps one's odds of genetic success are improved by selective breeding, but there is certainly no guarantee. He thought that the whole Jewish people in Europe needed to be wiped out just to eliminate the few trouble makers who may have offended him from his early adulthood in the homeless shelter. He thought they needed to kill Einstein and Freud to avoid another Shylock or Fagan. I do not classify undesirables by their race or their creed, but only by their actions. I've rubbed shoulders with the lowest of the low here, but I've also met some very fine individuals. If someone is well behaved, I have no problem with them, and see no threat to the gene pool caused by them.
But my patience is running out with these characters who like to act up in public. If a van pulled up and some men in arm bands dragged away this noisy prick beside me now, they'd probably be cheered. The Germans got so fed up with their undesirables that their government went to war just to slaughter them all, albeit, killing a lot of innocents in the process. Next time it happens, perhaps here in North America, I hope the extermination and/or forced labour will be limited to proven undesirables and spare the suspected ones.
Here are a few hundred crimes against my work that were praised as art by our evil broadcasters. Such crimes strike me as entirely perverse, but were 'enjoyed' by the public: most encouraging to our worst citizens.
Star Copyright Offenders
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Transgressor
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Works Violated
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Area
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Period
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AC/DC
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Easy
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music
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2007
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Bieber, Justin
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Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost)
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music
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2007
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Blue Rodeo
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Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems.
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music, poetry
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2007
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Bush, George W.
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Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004
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opinion
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2004
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Beyonce
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Under My Umbrella
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music
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2008-14
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CNN program
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Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker)
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humor
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2007
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Carlin, George
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See George Carlin's Plagiarism
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personal prose
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2006-08
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Cohen, Leonard
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Buck Henry
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poetry
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2007-14
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Colbert Report, the
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Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Coldplay
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Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows
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music
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2007-10
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Comedy Central Talk Shows
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Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works
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humor
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2007
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Crystalids, the
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All My Money,
Arise,
Assault,
Bonkers,
Busybody,
Careful,
Chair,
Cheer?,
Comfort?,
Control?,
Crybaby,
Doors of Love,
Easy,
Ectomorph,
Fantasies,
Foothead?,
Forgiveness,
Free,
Frenetic,
Godspeed,
Harmony,
Ho Ho and Ho,
Loose?,
Lucky Lech?,
Mambo Fever,
Mistaken?,
More Sold Out,
Morning Shorelines,
Natural,
Nonplussed?,
Outside,
Prone,
Rusty,
Satellite Sam,
Sense,
Selfish,
Size,
Smile,
Soliloquay,
Spoils,
Telepathy,
Therapy,
Thrown Stones,
Tunnel Vision,
Ugly,
Uneven,
Untoward,
Widen?,
other works
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music
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2007-10
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Daily Show, the
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Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Dateline NBC
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Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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Degeneres, Ellen
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See Ellen
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
|
Eastwood, Clint
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Killer Ending
|
humor
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2007
|
Ellen
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Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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'Eye Guy', the (and brother?)
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Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-18
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Family Guy
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War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Fey, Tina
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2004-13
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Frum, David
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Republican speeches made from my words
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opinion
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2004
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Georgia Straight, the
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Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works
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humor
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1996
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Groening, Matt
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See the Simpsons
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humor
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2007-13
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Hanks Tom
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The Veteran
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poetry
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2007-13
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Kimmel, Jimmy
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Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Leno, Jay
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See the Tonight Show
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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MacDonnel-Douglas
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Bird of Prey
|
music
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2007-2010
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MacFarlane, Seth
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See Family Guy
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humor
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2007-13
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MAD Magazine
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Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud
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humor
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2007-16
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MAD TV
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Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Madonna
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Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit
|
music
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2008
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Maher, Bill
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See Real Time
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humor
|
2007-15
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Miller, Dennis
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Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book
|
original theory
|
2007
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Myers, Mike
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Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others
|
humor, poetry, music
|
2004-13
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Nickleback
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Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant?
|
music
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2007-14
|
Oasis
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Fortune
|
music
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2001-10
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O'Donnell, Rosie
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Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe'
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intellectual property
|
2007-2018
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O'Brien, Conan
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See Late Night with
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humor
|
2007-13
|
Pohler, Amy
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See Saturday Night Live
|
humor, poetry
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2007-13
|
Real Time
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'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements
|
personal prose
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2007-15
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Rolling Stones, the
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Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma
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music
|
2007-13
|
Saturday Night Live
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(Sketches:)
Bait Bikes,
Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass,
Cosmic Christ, the,
Don't Destroy the Kitchen,
Idiot Stu-dent, the,
One Thin Grocer,
Shorn Testimony,
Thelma Addison's Confusion,
The Masked Coward,
Tyranny,
The Hennessy,
The Planet of the Grapes,
The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback,
The Racoon,
The Burning Sun,
Silent Night on the Western Front,
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all),
Chester Windmill Presents,
Economics Made Simple,
The Search for Blue November,
Ears Wide Open,
Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener,
Minstrel At Arms,
Blindsighted Justice,
The Flying Peacocks,
'The Rake' Oral Apparatus,
Orangatang Flavour Crystals,
The Girls of Nightcast,
Nightcast: September 22, 2012,
Pussy Willow,
Nightcast: September 15, 2012,
War Story: All's Fair in Love and War,
Nightcast: September 8, 2012,
It's Unibrow!,
It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space),
It's Unibrow! (Again),
Match Against Machine,
The Lost Fight,
Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier,
Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist...,
History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin,
Meddlin' Mom,
Nurse Sheridan,
Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly,
Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee,
Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino,
Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer,
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet,
'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men,
The Lazar Razor,
'The Shot' Wall Syringe,
Metaphysical Fitness,
Vote for Willie,
'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?],
Bigger than the Host,
Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival,
Professional Wisecracker,
Stark Raving Mad TV,
Running on Air,
Not Without My Money,
The Dealer (The Collector),
Man of His Dreams,
The Sling,
End Quote,
Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun,
Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder,
Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant,
Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream,
Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation,
Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite,
Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper,
Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave,
Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants,
Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar,
Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy,
Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car,
Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar,
Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?],
Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard,
Siren Siren,
Atomic Self-Heating Soup,
Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler,
Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder,
Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly,
Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask,
Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide,
Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest,
Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues,
Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment,
Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza,
Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?],
Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success,
Love or Money,
Top Stories 1,
Campfire Rock,
The Straight-Blanket,
Top Stories 2,
The Insomniac,
Gold Rush 2013,
Top Story,
The Driver,
The Dating Game,
The Greed Game,
Top Stories 4,
The Blame Game,
Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle,
Top Stories 5,
The Bermuda Triangle War,
Treachery!,
Concentration 'X',
Nightcast: March 18, 2013,
North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes,
The Assistant,
Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13),
The Job Lovers Club,
The Cutting Room,
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets,
The Vanity Mirrors,
Dead Reckoning,
Enemy Agent,
Celebrity Roundup,
Top Stories 6,
Top Stories 7,
The Red Menace,
The Monarch,
Flames of Compassion,
The Space Suit,
Life Shavers,
Around the Corner (Public Service Ad),
Don't Break the Kitchen,
The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution,
The Multi-Gadge,
Family Feudalism,
Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher,
Film School Preppie,
The Local Banter,
The Police Police,
Gentrification,
A Day in the Afterlife,
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord,
Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap,
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor,
Loving Blindness,
Extreme Irony,
The Defector,
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap,
Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack,
Head Case Files/Little Brenda,
Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow,
Palumbo[?],
Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned,
Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2,
Schoolyard Scope[?],
Slowpoke,
The Thousand Dollar Man,
Le Miscreant,
The Downsizer,
Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30,
High School Sacramental,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25,
Smile-Rite Face Mold,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28,
Wilde on Absinthe,
Bum Steer[?],
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12,
The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30,
Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16,
Lord of the Fruit Flies,
Pretty Boy,
the Code Breakers of Stanley Park,
Slander!,
the Pathogena Hair Defense System,
Camp Jesus,
Madame Pompadu,
other works
(Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin,
Entropy's Date,
False Prophet, the,
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the,
Iniquia,
Marnie Blarneystone,
Mistress Nemesis,
Puritan, the,
Queen Frig,
Redeemer, the,
Restless One, the,
Rosemary Jones,
The Vindictive,
The Octiverse,
other works
|
humor, poetry, music
|
2004-13
|
Seal
|
Bad News, Beguiled
|
music
|
2007-15
|
Shards, the
|
Virtue, Lifeless
|
music
|
2007-13
|
Simpsons, the
|
Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,
Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works
|
humor
|
2007-13
|
Stewart, Jon
|
See the Daily Show
|
humor
|
2007-13
|
Swift, Taylor
|
Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity
|
music
|
2007-13
|
Telus Corporation
|
Friend in Need
|
music
|
2008-2010
|
Tonight Show, the
|
(Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
|
humor, poetry, music
|
2007-2013
|
Vancouver Sun, the
|
Front page 'Sunshine Corner'
|
personal prose
|
2007
|
Yoakum, Dwight
|
Together Again
|
music
|
2007
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