An Insult to Our Ancestors: Attention Immigration Canada

Hey, Asia, do you have a Korean emigrant that lives in my building? You know my building is rent controlled for the underprivileged, right? So this guy is probably on public assistance. Tell me, Immigration Canada, do we have some sort of need for people on public assistance in our country? When my great grandfather came here in the 1890's, he had to build his own house out of the snow and the trees. These hard working ancestors of ours broke their backs to build our country so that their children and grandchildren could have an easier life here. Then you turn around and give their hard earned breaks to new immigrants instead. You insult our hard working ancestors with your immigration policy, when I consider how much interference I have suffered from just one undesirable immigrant while I tried to paint the interior of my building. (He thinks he owns the place. Is it because he looks Chinese?) I also noticed he has the same illuminating globe I bought and returned to Chapters when the light bulb burnt out earlier this year. Why did he need to do that? Wouldn't you find it kind of creepy? Does he tell lies about me in a foreign language to his foreign contacts? Immigration Canada, who is this person? How does he prove his identity to you? Do you validate foreign identity papers in this country? What if he's a North Korean? Are you going to let him stay here and spy on us? What if he's a dangerous criminal? Are you going to wait until he kills someone? Did you know he washes his feet in the bathroom sink? You'd think he came from the moon, the way he acts. But if you needed more people on welfare here, I guess you have to take whatever you can find. My great grandfather would like to kick all of your asses, I'm sure. I've been busy painting the downstairs doors, floorboards, and walls. It's a big job. I use up the biggest size tub of plaster every four doors. I'm taking a little breather now, but I'll be resuming that task in a week or so. I hardly got paid anything for my labour, but it's still more than what I got for sharing my music and comedy on this internet in the last twelve years.
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