Sunday, July 21, 2019

Idle Idols

Idle Idols


When I first moved into my building seven years ago, my room was available to any of the tenants who were there already. They didn't want it. I put the effort into cleaning and painting and plugging all the holes and cracks and refurnishing it until it became presentable. Now I hear people say that they want my room if I move out. They want to be the main beneficiaries of my profound effort. Is this human nature?

I like working on impossible tasks. It empowers me to know that I can change my life by my own hard work. I sometimes push it to see how far it will take me. I apply this attitude to all my work, which is why my music and comedy shows outstanding effort. Some of the comedy even rhymes, apparently. But TV stars wanted you to thank them for my effort. Did you think Tina Fey struggled to write all those verses, like the ones I wrote for the Masterpiece. Have you read that whole poem? Have you read the chapter about the networks? I'll add it under here for you. It's more than a laugh, it draws from my experience as a victimized artist. And it shows you how these creeps on TV want to try to throw me in jail after they steal my things. But you wouldn't have been able to gather that from the way they chopped it apart and presented it as separate comedy clips with their butchering fraud. TV stars wanted to be the main beneficiaries of my effort, too. I think they're setting a bad example, but the media wanted you to worship them for it.

I wish I didn't live in a culture that wants to turn 'effort' into a four-letter word. It has been a colossal waste of time for me.

(1:31pm:) I should add a note to my answer to my neighbour's question about 'perfection.' For some reason he wanted to ask me if I thought perfection was boring. I agreed, but I didn't have time to fully explain my answer. For instance, someone of inferior ability might be trying to say that their printing is 'exciting' just because they don't know how to draw. I agree that perfection is boring, but I think humans are incapable of perfection. If you look at my numbers on my July calendar, you may notice a few small spatial errors in the rendering. The '2' in '20' is pointed on the bottom left when it should be squared off, and so forth. As such, my numbers represent near perfection rather than perfection. I think that near perfection is the most beautiful state achievable. Our faces would look horrible if they were perfectly symmetrical. They are made tolerable to our eyes by their ever so slight asymmetry. If you made my calendar numbers with a computer, they'd be boring; but as they are done by a human hand with a human touch - just as I record my music - they are beautiful in my books. Yes, and Leonardo's drawings were said to be accurate to within a tenth of a millimeter: near perfection. Now here's a poem that doesn't fall out of meter for sixty-four straight quatrains (256 lines). It is based on a true story, the story of my real life. I just changed the stolen property to paintings from songs. And that 'Jesus' was, in real life, the lead singer of the Crystalids who tried to throw me in jail for not having my songs that he stole after I said I wrote them. He failed and was incarcerated. And the broadcasters hid it from you because it was Saturday Night Live's idea.

The Masterpiece

© 2007, renewed 2016: David Skerkowski. All Rights Reserved

I: The Purpose

The Lord thought truth was beautiful in any form or spectacle
And coating it with fine veneers was starting to distort
Humanity's adherence to the outermost appearance grew
Which gave way to the rise of sin by falsehoods they'd export

A sweet and ordinary bird expressed the best his person third
His second walked the earth in an informal one-piece cloak
The call to plainness of His Word had been by all the nations heard
And yet the countless multitudes had still not to Him woke

Each time He gave a gift of worth to somebody of common birth
As soon as glory was revealed, the devil interfered
The outer shell was everything to those who held successes' string
For vanity was largely how their riches were revered

The use of electricity had furthered this duplicity
Infusing fell illusions with a paralyzing light
So that the good recipients of His divine beneficence
Were overwhelmed by power and could not tell wrong from right

The time had come to make a man who'd stay the course within His plan
To furnish ample stamina against the evil tide
He'd bless him with a gift for art and fill with love his open heart
And let the spread of showy truth extend the whole world wide

Excessive artificial vaunt would fail to be a source of want
But only proper application of the noble skill
Though fearsome ones in high employ would gather to the truth destroy
They'd come up short against the force of one intrepid will

He'd let him know he had a soul for which to choose a timeless goal
And put the strongest arguments inside his able brain
He'd give him sight to penetrate the fellow persons' inner state
In order to upon the underlying meaning train

He'd name him David, like the king who slew the giant with a sling
And set him on the earth among the modestly sustained
A paintbrush in a hand so brave was guaranteed to stir a wave
But only by disruption could the greater good be gained

II: The Adversary

The devil treated his aides well to help him swell the ranks of Hell
At least until the time arrived for each to fall below
He showered them with shining wealth and kept them in the finest health
Upon his loyalest, the highest honours he'd bestow

His force was undetectable in persons so respectable
Which let the spread of evil go entirely unchecked
As laws were passed to make the need for people to indulge in greed
And meet the disappointing fate that they did not expect

To shield the fallen from their grief, illusions offered brief relief
Which failed to keep them happy unless constantly applied
For this, the new technology employed a slick psychology
From which the most determined would find difficult to hide

The worldly dream of zillionaires was passed off to the crowd as theirs
To reinforce the glory that would otherwise soon drop
And those who had the greatest means to dominate through TV screens
Were rated by the devil as the flower of his crop

Though other painters by the lake had chosen to a landscape make
Would David turn his easel round to face the other way
And render a subjective look at shoppers on the banner's hook
Their megamall depicted as a crushing beast of prey

His daring ingenuity and capable dexterity
Won favour from the passers-by who praised him for his work
It left him feeling tranquilized to be so strongly patronized
Oblivious to enemies who in the throng might lurk

The saffron hotline's special ring awoke the chairman with a spring
To answer an important call from down in the abyss
An artist with a bent for truth was openly corrupting youth
With images designed to throw their programming amiss

It ceased with a despotic shout to snuff the brazen upstart out
Or suffer for his failure a disturbing penalty
The influential Mister Large would to the target hands discharge
Once weaknesses were gathered by a thorough inquiry

III: The Temptress



Profound effects upon the brain were visited by Mary Jane
Incentivizing centres that provoked the urge to laugh
Her company came at a fee too high for those in poverty
But for the artist she agreed to lower it by half

He'd had a pressurizing day and recognized her straightaway
Her flowing, viridescent wrapping flapping in the breeze
She emptied his collection plate and offered him a soothing date
Extending warm and leafy arms to set his mind at ease

The picture he'd been working on was seen to him as going wrong
He wanted better to make contrast of the bad to good
But once he gained a sniffing sense of Mary Jane's rich redolence
He realized that all his shades were set down as they should

Her orders were to trip him up, so his advance would interrupt
Diminishing his image with the laugh of a buffoon
And on his work she kept her eye, alert for tricks that she could try
As they enjoyed the fading of a sunny afternoon

He had an animated way to certain things that he would say
Reflexively a smirk came on her at the sight of him
Especially when overrun by passionate opinion
His eyes would more protrude against a semblance fiercely grim

Succeeding to subdue his wit, she seized upon the laughing fit
To plant a comic moustache on the figure that he'd drawn
But found herself too unprepared for the expression that he shared
Incredulous with outrage by his flawless vision gone

Hilariously overpowered, she fell hard against his glower
Soon reduced to spasms that relinquished her control
So that she had to turn her back and put an end to her attack
Abandoning at once her incapacitating goal

The word of the decisive loss was sorely taken by the boss
He'd thought for sure he'd triumph on the first submerging strike
The evil effort to debauch would have to be moved up a notch
To strengthen the assault upon his victim's peaceful psyche

IV: The Blighters

The blighters were a tiny troop of creatures who knew how to snoop
To catch their prey asleep or stuck in horizontal slumps
They knew just where to poke the bill and drilled for nourishment until
The surfaces they worked on were all blanketed in bumps

They'd been dispatched to David's bed to play their havoc with his head
By someone on the payroll of his dedicated foe
And there they waited in the dark for the right time to make their mark
His constitution destined for a prickling new low

Their last forlorn recipient, to demonstrate his discontent
From finding studded chaos in his sagging belly's fold
Had finally to pieces fell, and with a madly plaintive yell
Went crashing through his window to explode on concrete cold

Since this one was without the weight to help him from them insulate
His sure and rapid breakdown was the outcome they presumed
As shock waves of approaching feet to cushy recess forced retreat
By signalling the entrance of the person they had doomed

Exhaustively he'd combed the street to find a few small things to eat
Resulting in a somewhat better than the normal fare
A patch of earth contained a crumb and someone dropped a pack of gum
And juicy yellow dandelions sprouted everywhere

To make sure his nutrition stuck, into a bowl he dumped the guck
And fortified it with a squirt of Elmer's safety glue
Then with a clothes pin on his nose, to gaping mouth the mixture rose
Surrendering the gullet it was bound to travel through

His demon hunger held at bay, he headed for his bed to lay
Collapsing from the drain of his humiliating run
To motionlessness he'd concede before the bugs came out to feed
Led by the pathway of the most enthusiastic one

The straw from which it took its drag induced a deep and fitful gag
Which sent the others fleeing through the crack beneath the door
Again the shot had landed wide as Mister Large his foulest cried
Determined to crush this resilient artist even more

V: The Masterpiece



For any artists worth their salt, obliterating vision's fault
Was foremost the objective with their basic needs denied
A finalizing master stroke that boundaries of beauty broke
To blissful revelations flung the portal open wide

Though David barely made a cent, his time had not been poorly spent
Developing his palette to a formidable crest
Consumerists might think him flawed, but deemed successful by his God
He'd struggled long to make of his abilities the best

His painting of the modern age, presented as a flimsy stage
Whose listless players edged towards the entrance of a shaft
Which led straight down to iron jaws expanding to make good their cause
Had heretofore been viewed by him as bordering on daft

But with a touch to emphasize the evil in the usher's eyes
The elements united in a composition grand
With power to undo the grip of television's blinding trip
And trigger major consequences utterly unplanned

He'd set up in a public place to reach this echelon of grace
His first spectator dazed by the illuminating sight
The driver readily discerned the treatment his exploiter earned
And felt his indignation surge to a ferocious height

His spirit soared with violence against the haughty insolence
Of tyranny that wasted his duration lived entire
And in a frenzy of delight, as his observers flinched with fright
He torched his boss's vehicle and danced around the fire

The officers sent to address the ladies' summons of distress
Approached the witness for his summary of the affair
And shown the painting to explain, the detonation blew again
With two more dancers firing their pistols in the air

With that, the artist shed his smock to put up the essential block
To stop the scene descending into hopeless disarray
And exited towards his hood as nonchalantly as he could
Where his incendiary work would in concealment stay

VI: The Networks

Appearances warp how we think and may play to enlarge or shrink
Especially when by a mighty corporation cast
Since Mister Large was running late on sealing David's tragic fate
The networks were assigned to it and ordered to work fast

The advertisers ran campaigns that ridiculed the painter's brains
The media dismissed him as a paltry little speck
The writers fervently repealed the truth his images revealed
Combining on the strides he'd made and holding him in check

Among the talent were a few who envied his enlightened view
To such a level that they'd gladly join in the rebuff
And use their status to donate more fury to the tide of hate
To further the acclaim of which they never had enough

Their push for such an ill effect elicited the disrespect
That brought a thief to make off with the life-work from his room
The masterpiece was tucked away but all the rest were on display
By greedy hands unfastened and about to meet their doom

The thief decided he would be the hero of their treachery
Supplanting his smug face as the collection's rightful source
His bid for worshiped vanity, though rooted in insanity
By shallow network standards was the fittest to endorse

He took the paintings on a tour and let their virtue, plain and pure
A global crowd of fans to his delusion's way deceive
Adopting the same name as Christ, his signature grew highly priced
Until in his divinity he started to believe

Surrounded by his pretty wives, he opened up the new archives
Donating it a portion from his store of precious loot
As far as he could theorize, the way to Heaven was with lies
His name on canvasses he stole and fame beyond dispute

With that which had their rule defied now operating on their side
The networks made a fortune as their apprehensions eased
The public firmly in their spell, to throw the victim in a cell
Would ratify their fraudulence and make their master pleased

VII: The Crisis



From David's end, the interlude, since cut down by the crime so crude
Consisted of a growing chorus howling for his hide
From those that used to kudos pay and tell him he'd be big one day
As though they'd never watched him working, standing at his side

They swaggered by him in a group as he stood waiting for his soup
To mock his sad condition and add insult to his shame
The women who'd once stood agog now talked down to him like a dog
And even children had a go at his peculiar name

The sorry soul was mystified as to the blitz against his pride
His mean detractor's party stipulating to exclude
The thought of years of work he'd lost inclined his body to exhaust
As well as being rather detrimental to his mood

And then a well armed escort barged to take him downtown to be charged
With cameras behind them linked directly to the news
For paintings he'd been said to claim that as their Jesus' were the same
When of his own accomplishments he had but one to choose

The frilly fool in hat and tail who'd come to watch the trip to jail
Was he who'd thwarted God's fine plan to glorify the plain
Directing to the walls he'd stripped as dubiously unequipped
He asked the poor bewildered artist if he could explain

Extracting from a yawning groove as lenses zoomed to folly prove
The suspect held his masterpiece up for their eyes to know
And carried by the network's beams, their own collapsing at the seams
The total globe to feral pandemonium would throw

The fraud was grabbed and turned on ear, the field technicians smashed their gear
The firemen were called and on the caller turned their hose
The elephants inside the zoo were loosed to see what they could do
As outside network headquarters, an angry mob arose

The military sent their tanks to use against the stores and banks
Their cannons blasting holes through which the plunderers could pour
As Mister Large's ending loomed, by penthouse walls, a man entombed
The crisis reached a pinnacle that he could not ignore

VIII: The Judgement



The troubled boss's opulence, from Lucifer, was no defence
The potency surrounding and compelling him to kneel
The time had come to toll exact, the vision of whose grave impact
Immersed him in a dread that brought his consciousness to reel

His wealth exchanged to buy the fork to prod him like a piece of pork
Stripped naked, through combustible lanes of ignominy
Would Mister Large, a person broke, become his foes' convenient joke
From agonizing present to the worst eternity

But he who had the devil wooed, when faced with death, was deftly shrewd
Agreeing to the terms by which he'd suffer to repent
His error would be rectified to make his victim satisfied
And to repair the damages, his money would be spent

Successful with the patchy ploy, the rescued chairman wept with joy
Which rested on cooperation from the one he harmed
Though Lucifer would not object, his irritation made erect
By deity's false claim that had the population charmed

The guilty one would compensate by ages he would have to wait
A writhing mass of misery, impaled upon a hook
Suspended in the central square, where anyone could stop and stare
Before a single person would have any cause to look

His arrogance had flown too high to with the Prince of Darkness vie
Unlike his cunning boss who yielded to a higher force
Nor could the Holy Trinity abide his false divinity
A dead end to abandonment had been his chosen course

With David's rise to prominence, the truth would come to dominance
Uncompromising in his drive for more reality
By injuries he had sustained, he took his prize as fairly gained
Proceeding to the pedestal of immortality

Though puzzling might be the sense that guides the hand of providence
A climate for fair-mindedness was duly to be seen
With actions taking precedence above one's own resemblance
To spare the world from loss and keep the competition clean

Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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