Just to give you some sense of how I feel about the media, these are the people who wanted rich stars to get paid for my music and my comedy. They refuse to publicly admit this, which makes them even more dangerous. My rule would be that if you can't admit you must not commit. But they went ahead and committed their enormous fraud and handed the public a whole palette of new stars made out of my erased web posts from 1999 to 2007, most of which has since been restored to me by me in this account with posts dating back to 2010. And now they don't admit it.
How many sketches did Saturday Night Live steal? How many new comedy stars did they launch from the stolen material? Who was the Hennessy? Who was Minstrel at Arms? Who was Badrick Barlow? Who was Turtleneck? Are they just going to leave that all unanswered now? How convenient. How many new rock stars did they create with my music? Whose band was playing My Philosophy on that documentary I saw? Who took my place in my video for the Wayfarer on Indy Night? Who did they say Ooga Balooga belonged to when I listened to it on the radio in 2017? Those are just a few from the top of my head. Were any of them around before my big shared song trip on YouTube in 2007? I never heard of any of them before.
Now here's the clincher. Why does the media think I deserve to wear the face of a condemned criminal for their fraud stars when I'm innocent? Answer: Because I live in a halfway house. They don't think I have enough class for my songs and blogs. They think you're already supposed to be financially independent before you start making money from your work. And how did I end up in the halfway house? I'm sure you've heard all the very worst reasons for it by now, but it was just a quick convenient move at a time when I was not overly fussy about my location. I blogged about it the day I moved in. And why don't I have a credit card yet? Well, I didn't even know it, but I had a fare violation making me look bad. By the way, I had my fare but I just couldn't find it when I went looking for it. I put it away somewhere. They almost never check. And then the one day you need it, you can't find the stupid thing. And then they want to take your two-dollar crime and ruin your whole life with it so they can steal your songs and have groupie sex with your appeal. And look what they leave you when they're finished.
Look how they get you to all get together and feel good for their fraud party. They only want you to celebrate when their ugly fraud stars lie to you with my beautiful music. They're perverse, how they poison your love with their hate. The more a slippery fraud star like Ellen appeals to your heart with stolen material, the more you should want to throw her off a cliff.
So quite naturally I want them dead. And anyone who still wants to interfere with my success using lies now deserves a broken jaw.
Star Copyright Offenders
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Transgressor
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Works Violated
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Area
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Period
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AC/DC
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Easy
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music
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2007
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Beyonce
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Under My Umbrella
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music
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2008-14
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Bieber, Justin
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Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost)
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music
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2007
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Blue Rodeo
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Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems.
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music, poetry
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2007
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Bush, George W.
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Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004
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opinion
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2004
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CNN program
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Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker)
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humor
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2007
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Carlin, George
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See George Carlin's Plagiarism
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personal prose
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2006-08
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Cohen, Leonard
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Buck Henry
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poetry
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2007-14
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Colbert Report, the
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Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Coldplay
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Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows
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music
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2007-10
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Comedy Central Talk Shows
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Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works
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humor
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2007
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Crystalids, the
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All My Money,
Arise,
Assault,
Bonkers,
Busybody,
Careful,
Chair,
Cheer?,
Comfort?,
Control?,
Crybaby,
Doors of Love,
Easy,
Ectomorph,
Fantasies,
Foothead?,
Forgiveness,
Free,
Frenetic,
Godspeed,
Harmony,
Ho Ho and Ho,
Loose?,
Lucky Lech?,
Mambo Fever,
Mistaken?,
More Sold Out,
Morning Shorelines,
Natural,
Nonplussed?,
Outside,
Prone,
Rusty,
Satellite Sam,
Sense,
Selfish,
Size,
Smile,
Soliloquay,
Spoils,
Telepathy,
Therapy,
Thrown Stones,
Tunnel Vision,
Ugly,
Uneven,
Untoward,
Widen?,
other works
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music
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2007-10
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Daily Show, the
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Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Dateline NBC
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Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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Degeneres, Ellen
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See Ellen
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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Eastwood, Clint
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Killer Ending
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humor
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2007
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Ellen
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Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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'Eye Guy', the (and brother?)
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Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-18
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Family Guy
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War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Fey, Tina
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2004-13
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Frum, David
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Republican speeches made from my words
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opinion
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2004
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Georgia Straight, the
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Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works
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humor
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1996
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Groening, Matt
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See the Simpsons
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humor
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2007-13
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Hanks Tom
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The Veteran
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poetry
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2007-13
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Kimmel, Jimmy
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Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Leno, Jay
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See the Tonight Show
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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MacDonnel-Douglas
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Bird of Prey
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music
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2007-2010
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MacFarlane, Seth
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See Family Guy
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humor
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2007-13
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MAD Magazine
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Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud
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humor
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2007-16
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MAD TV
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Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Madonna
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Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit
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music
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2008
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Maher, Bill
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See Real Time
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humor
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2007-15
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Miller, Dennis
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Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book
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original theory
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2007
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Myers, Mike
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Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others
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humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
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Nickleback
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Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant?
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music
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2007-14
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Oasis
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Fortune
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music
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2001-10
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O'Donnell, Rosie
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Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe'
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intellectual property
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2007-2018
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O'Brien, Conan
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See Late Night with
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humor
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2007-13
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Pohler, Amy
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-13
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Real Time
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'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements
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personal prose
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2007-15
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Rolling Stones, the
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Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma
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music
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2007-13
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Saturday Night Live
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(Sketches:)
Bait Bikes,
Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass,
Cosmic Christ, the,
Don't Destroy the Kitchen,
Idiot Stu-dent, the,
One Thin Grocer,
Shorn Testimony,
Thelma Addison's Confusion,
The Masked Coward,
Tyranny,
The Hennessy,
The Planet of the Grapes,
The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback,
The Racoon,
The Burning Sun,
Silent Night on the Western Front,
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all),
Chester Windmill Presents,
Economics Made Simple,
The Search for Blue November,
Ears Wide Open,
Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener,
Minstrel At Arms,
Blindsighted Justice,
The Flying Peacocks,
'The Rake' Oral Apparatus,
Orangatang Flavour Crystals,
The Girls of Nightcast,
Nightcast: September 22, 2012,
Pussy Willow,
Nightcast: September 15, 2012,
War Story: All's Fair in Love and War,
Nightcast: September 8, 2012,
It's Unibrow!,
It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space),
It's Unibrow! (Again),
Match Against Machine,
The Lost Fight,
Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier,
Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist...,
History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin,
Meddlin' Mom,
Nurse Sheridan,
Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly,
Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee,
Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino,
Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer,
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet,
'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men,
The Lazar Razor,
'The Shot' Wall Syringe,
Metaphysical Fitness,
Vote for Willie,
'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?],
Bigger than the Host,
Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival,
Professional Wisecracker,
Stark Raving Mad TV,
Running on Air,
Not Without My Money,
The Dealer (The Collector),
Man of His Dreams,
The Sling,
End Quote,
Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun,
Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder,
Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant,
Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream,
Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation,
Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite,
Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper,
Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave,
Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants,
Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar,
Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy,
Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car,
Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar,
Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?],
Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard,
Siren Siren,
Atomic Self-Heating Soup,
Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler,
Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder,
Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly,
Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask,
Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide,
Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest,
Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues,
Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment,
Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza,
Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?],
Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success,
Love or Money,
Top Stories 1,
Campfire Rock,
The Straight-Blanket,
Top Stories 2,
The Insomniac,
Gold Rush 2013,
Top Story,
The Driver,
The Dating Game,
The Greed Game,
Top Stories 4,
The Blame Game,
Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle,
Top Stories 5,
The Bermuda Triangle War,
Treachery!,
Concentration 'X',
Nightcast: March 18, 2013,
North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes,
The Assistant,
Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13),
The Job Lovers Club,
The Cutting Room,
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets,
The Vanity Mirrors,
Dead Reckoning,
Enemy Agent,
Celebrity Roundup,
Top Stories 6,
Top Stories 7,
The Red Menace,
The Monarch,
Flames of Compassion,
The Space Suit,
Life Shavers,
Around the Corner (Public Service Ad),
Don't Break the Kitchen,
The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution,
The Multi-Gadge,
Family Feudalism,
Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher,
Film School Preppie,
The Local Banter,
The Police Police,
Gentrification,
A Day in the Afterlife,
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord,
Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap,
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor,
Loving Blindness,
Extreme Irony,
The Defector,
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap,
Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack,
Head Case Files/Little Brenda,
Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow,
Palumbo[?],
Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned,
Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2,
Schoolyard Scope[?],
Slowpoke,
The Thousand Dollar Man,
Le Miscreant,
The Downsizer,
Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30,
High School Sacramental,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25,
Smile-Rite Face Mold,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28,
Wilde on Absinthe,
Bum Steer[?],
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12,
The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30,
Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16,
Lord of the Fruit Flies,
Pretty Boy,
the Code Breakers of Stanley Park,
Slander!,
the Pathogena Hair Defense System,
Camp Jesus,
Madame Pompadu,
other works
(Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin,
Entropy's Date,
False Prophet, the,
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the,
Iniquia,
Marnie Blarneystone,
Mistress Nemesis,
Puritan, the,
Queen Frig,
Redeemer, the,
Restless One, the,
Rosemary Jones,
The Vindictive,
The Octiverse,
other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
|
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Seal
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Bad News, Beguiled
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music
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2007-15
|
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Shards, the
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Virtue, Lifeless
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music
|
2007-13
|
|
Simpsons, the
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Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,
Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works
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humor
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2007-13
|
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Stewart, Jon
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See the Daily Show
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humor
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2007-13
|
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Swift, Taylor
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Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity
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music
|
2007-13
|
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Telus Corporation
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Friend in Need
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music
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2008-2010
|
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Tonight Show, the
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(Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-2013
|
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Vancouver Sun, the
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Front page 'Sunshine Corner'
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personal prose
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2007
|
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Yoakum, Dwight
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Together Again
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music
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2007
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