The Rolling Stones: Band of Thieves

Here's a very pretty song I wrote that the Rolling Stones plagiarized in 2007. Mick Jagger butchered its vocal on YouTube. If I sang that poorly, I wouldn't even write songs. I didn't get around to rewriting this next one until just last year. It was also plagiarized by the Rolling Stones in 2007 and they kept playing it after I already took back Nothing but Ashes, and they're still hiding such music fraud now. I might horse around here once in a while, like yesterday's post about zealots, but I am living my real life in front of you the whole time. Right now, for instance, I am at home and I've been unable to sleep since I got off work because of something very upsetting I saw in the Vancouver Province when I arrived for work this evening. I'm referring to its front page dedication to the Rolling Stones. This band stole my music. They stole the two songs I'm displaying above this post, both of which I've since registered as my property. No one has permission to play my music, and that includes the Rolling Stones. If they are in town for a show, I think they should be questioned vigorously by authorities on every song they intend to play. They should absolutely be interrogated on all music they claim to have written since 2007. I'm sure they're hiding more fraud from us right now. Hey, Province, why the front page coverage? Someone said 'because they're news.' I disagree. News is based on truth. They are an evil illusion created by fawning reporters who never ask them a real question. Is anything more boring and predictable than a Mick Jagger interview? All he ever gets asked is when he did something impressive or what great thing he's going to do next. You call that news? It would be news if someone asked him where he had to serve his time after he was caught committing fraud with my music. It would be news if someone asked him if he ever worked to make an honest day's pay in a real job at any brief point in his whole long, spoiled life. After all, they want honest working people to use him as a role model, don't they? What do we have in common with him? He's a candy assed, attention seeking joke with too much money and even more greed. He feels okay about taking away my musical success so he can have more when he's already rich. And what are we supposed to do with his disgusting logo? Salute it or something? It's a fitting logo for a filthy band of thieves and sexual predators. The only place they should have fans is in the institutions. As for the Vancouver Province, I'm going to ask the day shift to clear it from the table before I arrive if I keep getting kicked in the face by its malicious fraud love. Twice in the last two weeks. Is it Valentine's Day? What does the Province know about love when it only loves fraud? It wants people to be impressed by bands that steal my songs. It wants to try to make me look a like a liar when I stand up for my work, as if I haven't suffered enough over my copyright already. Or maybe it wants to encourage some new fraud to steal one of my songs and be the next Rolling Stones. Something to watch out for. One thing is certain, the reporters of the Province are not providing any substantial information here that might be considered news. This is a classic example of how they don't inform, but destructively manipulate their readers. They get everyone loving what they should hate and hating what they should love. They're not writing a newspaper, just spreading vile poison. And I wish we could ban this hateful publication from the workplace to protect honest citizens from lies and crime victims from hate. 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