Media Misery

Nov 5, 2019: Feb 12, 2020 Anyway, I'm full-time now, with my shifts spread out across the whole week. I've got my mind on my job mostly, since its the one that pays me for my efforts. But I still get musically inspired and expect to ultimately be in the situation of making money for my music. My personality is just a bonus, I guess. With this employment to focus on, I care much less about my blogging. It's only ever been a time passer for me. I never got paid for it. And while I'm trying to jump through the hoops of the credit bureau to qualify myself for an online musical enterprise, I hope you don't think that frauds like Taylor Swift or those other indie frauds with my music should keep any credit cards that so wrongfully rewarded them for the appeal of their poor victim's music. Feb 07, 2020 Whenever I hear whispers about fat chicks or wife beating, it's easy for me to trace the source. As the victim of countless copyright violations which were supported by the media, I suffer from endless image violations now as they try to salvage what's left of their image at their victim's expense. So whose faces are they displaying like Stalin on the buses and billboards today? Is it a funny comedian who plagiarizes my blogs? Is it a rock star who plagiarizes my songs? What does it do to them to receive that kind of attention for their lies? Wouldn't they get addicted to the rewards of such fame and spend the rest of their lives trying to hang onto it? And who else knows about the rewards of fame? Who covets those rewards? The media. They're so close to that heaven but perhaps not allowed full admittance. They don't get what the musicians get, for instance. And they must covet that in the most sinful way. It's so clear that they desire fame by their vast amounts of airtime. They want to be stars and to be considered persons of talent. But they certainly don't know how it feels to be the author of hit songs or popular comedy as I was. If they did, they might have treated me with more sensitivity. As for their rewarding the egos of frauds like the Crystalids and Taylor Swift with the rewards of my music, I think it was extremely irresponsible of them. Almost no human being deserves such a fine reward, but the media cheered as it was handed over to music frauds and comedy frauds who 'got big' with my music and comedy. They probably did this so they could be in on the hip, exclusive party for a change. My attitude against media and broadcasters has not changed. I do not trust them. If they can't even get the author's name right on one of my posts in twenty years when I've posted thousands of times, if they can't even tell you the truth about who wrote a song or a joke, they're to be shunned until they can. In the meantime I'm working hard. Hard work and effort is the key to living. I put a great effort into my songs and it's right that they were recognized. But those imitating frauds want people to think they work hard with my hard work. Who's on the American Music Awards this year? Taylor Swift? Is she out of jail? Who's at the Grammys? Whose name is on the award for my song, or did they return that one? Did you let them keep the rest? Their fraud and self flattery makes such a mockery of my hard honest work. They must not know the first thing about it. Star Copyright Offenders Transgressor Works Violated Area Period AC/DC Easy music 2007 Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007 Blue Rodeo Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007 Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004 Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14 CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007 Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08 Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14 Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11 Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10 Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007 Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10 Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11 Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13 Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14 Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007 Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14 'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) 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