I hate when the newspaper presents copyright offenders of this account as though they are innocent. And I hate it when they get a guilty comedian to promote a guilty musician, as appears to be what happened in yesterday's Vancouver Province. Russell Peters thought his YouTube success only fit to compare to Justin Bieber. Peters isn't on my offender's list, but that doesn't mean he's innocent. The list is ever growing as I recover more and more work from the past. He shared his fear of the business, that 'they can take anyone down.' But he has to support the business because the business supports him in their newspaper columns. I plan to have my success without such media support, whose toll on my immortal soul would be far too high.
Mr Peters, who made you put in a word for Bieber? Your crooked boss? Do you actually listen to Bieber's music? I have news for you, the business doesn't take me down, I take them down. Look what happened to Jon Stewart and the Simpsons and Tina Fey on my account - among many many others. Or are the disgraced media still pretending like children that it never happened? Well, I know better. Of course, it's only possible to stand up to them if you care more about truth than your own selfish career goals. You obviously lack the courage to stand up to them. Some rebel. Oh yeah, all those teams of comedy writers you mentioned? They all suck. The only thing they know how to write well is their name on a paycheck for a job they don't know how to do. Such a profound deficiency of authoring talent can't be made up for with large numbers. Look across the vast abyss of YouTube's so-called talent and see for yourself.
Why did the Vancouver Province need to feature a Canadian comedian who 'made it big' on YouTube? Is it because so many stars went to jail and prison for fraud with my blogs and videos? Why did Peters need to say he was 'pre-Bieber'. Are they still trying to present Justin Bieber as the first YouTube sensation? I don't watch standup, but I doubt I'd be entertained by Russell Peters. Most comedians fail to impress me with any show of wit - unless, of course, they're using plagiarized material from my blogs. What year did he say he had his material on YouTube, 2005? That's the same year that George Carlin plagiarized my blog about how a loving God wouldn't punish us, and the same year that Saturday Night Live stole my sketch about Debbie Downer. So do you think Russell Peters noticed how successful my online comedy was in 2005 after it was plagiarized and broadcast on television, the defence industry's favourite instrument of mass manipulation during the Iraq War that I publicly protested? If so, maybe he thought he should try the same trick on the public. Why don't you examine this 'politically incorrect' material from 2005 that Peters is so proud of and find out if he stole any of it? Frankly, I don't trust any comedians who were around back then - up to the present.
Hey, I hope I'm not being a racist by accusing Peters. I don't care what colour he is, I just take issue with his politically incorrect humour from 2005. It's the same with Ellen Degeneres. I don't care about her sexual preference, I just have a problem with TV stars like her plagiarizing my blogs and mocking my real life and my talent with their fake performances. And it's really dirty of them to turn around and falsely accuse me like that. My accusations are backed up by the work in this account and the list of offenders below, which has been growing longer and longer with every passing year.
Now let me get this all straight. So if George Bush thinks you're a terrorist because you disagree with his foreign policy, that means your comedy and music can be plagiarized to create new 'sensations' whose crimes are supposed to taunt you from the newspaper every day, all the way to your grave. Right, CBC and NBC and Vancouver Province? Don't forget to inform your children. And do you ever tell the truth about these stars in your mind manipulating publications? Justin Bieber? Oh, let's all hear the legend again. Let's see, he was on YouTube, and he sucked. And then Seal showed up on his doorstep. You all know Seal, right? He's the CBC favourite who stole Bad News and Beguiled from me. So Seal thought of Bieber: 'Here's a musician whose mediocre talent doesn't threaten me. I'll give him a sensational song from that music I stole out of that terrorist's YouTube account so he can be big!' Well, just like that, Bieber was big. Hardly the stuff of an epic motion picture, is it? And here I thought that great things could only be achieved by great effort, like the effort I put into my thousands of comedy sketches and hundreds of songs, like my one-man-stand against an army of lying stars and media, and like the labour power I'm pouring into my employment to finance my music career honestly and independently so I'll owe nothing to show business vampires for my success when it comes. But no, apparently all you need is a visit from some crooked performer like Seal, and a rotten President and vicious Vice-President of the United States, such as George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, respectively, to support the stinking crime from the highest office in the world. That's the truth. And God doesn't blame me for thinking that this world is unsafe for children, he blames people like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and their whole defence industry's monstrous, lawbreaking broadcast schedule.
I hesitated to mention Bieber in my case because most of the music he peddles is his own and doesn't rock like mine. I didn't want to confuse people by saying he stole my song in 2007. All the same, if he was in on the music crime, he was in on the sex crime. Do you reporters know how it feels to be raped through your music? Of course not. Yet by your zealous support for any fraud with my music and comedy all these years, one would think that it gave you sexual pleasure to send my sweet fans to be preyed upon by those monsters. How perverse. Hey, why don't you all point the finger at Bill Cosby now? HYPOCRITES!
People ask me, why don't you sue? In fact I did initiate a legal action in 2013. It shook up the TV a lot, but I didn't get paid anything. When it comes to suing and getting paid, it's almost impossible to find a lawyer who wants to confront a corporation, even if you have a strong case. Justice and truth are pretty hard to get in the land of truth and justice - unless you lie and steal and cheat to make yourself rich enough to afford the legal help, I guess. Some great system. It's gutted my life.
Anyway, not all the justice in copyright claims depends on lawyers, thank goodness. And I think that Russell Peters 2005 material should be tested for ownership by the appropriate authorities. I wouldn't have authored any of his -uh- visible minority humour, but I'm often 'politically incorrect' and very suspicious of any comedians with that kind of material. And if no one has tested Bieber on that song whose title I can no longer recall, please do so. It's probably the only decent song anyone ever heard from him and he absolutely does not deserve to have his name on it as the author.
Oh, one more thing, I won't be 'getting big' on YouTube. It's not the kind of fame I want. Frankly, I think YouTube makes me look bad. I'll soon try my luck with my own independent website and put my new songs maybe on itunes. I'll be transferring everything I have on YouTube and Blogger over to this independent URL and continuing my correspondences from there, once it's all set up.
Star Copyright Offenders
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Transgressor
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Works Violated
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Area
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Period
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AC/DC
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Easy
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music
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2007
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Bieber, Justin
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Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost)
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music
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2007
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Blue Rodeo
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Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems.
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music, poetry
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2007
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Bush, George W.
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Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004
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opinion
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2004
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Beyonce
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Under My Umbrella
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music
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2008-14
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CNN program
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Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker)
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humor
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2007
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Carlin, George
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See George Carlin's Plagiarism
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personal prose
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2006-08
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Cohen, Leonard
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Buck Henry
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poetry
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2007-14
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Colbert Report, the
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Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Coldplay
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Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows
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music
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2007-10
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Comedy Central Talk Shows
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Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works
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humor
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2007
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Crystalids, the
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All My Money,
Arise,
Assault,
Bonkers,
Busybody,
Careful,
Chair,
Cheer?,
Comfort?,
Control?,
Crybaby,
Doors of Love,
Easy,
Ectomorph,
Fantasies,
Foothead?,
Forgiveness,
Free,
Frenetic,
Godspeed,
Harmony,
Ho Ho and Ho,
Loose?,
Lucky Lech?,
Mambo Fever,
Mistaken?,
More Sold Out,
Morning Shorelines,
Natural,
Nonplussed?,
Outside,
Prone,
Rusty,
Satellite Sam,
Sense,
Selfish,
Size,
Smile,
Soliloquay,
Spoils,
Telepathy,
Therapy,
Thrown Stones,
Tunnel Vision,
Ugly,
Uneven,
Untoward,
Widen?,
other works
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music
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2007-10
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Daily Show, the
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Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works
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humor
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2007-11
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Dateline NBC
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Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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Degeneres, Ellen
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See Ellen
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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Eastwood, Clint
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Killer Ending
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humor
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2007
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Ellen
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Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works
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humor, poetry
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2007-14
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'Eye Guy', the (and brother?)
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Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-18
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Family Guy
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War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Fey, Tina
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2004-13
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Frum, David
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Republican speeches made from my words
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opinion
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2004
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Georgia Straight, the
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Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works
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humor
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1996
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Groening, Matt
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See the Simpsons
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humor
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2007-13
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Hanks Tom
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The Veteran
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poetry
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2007-13
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Kimmel, Jimmy
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Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Leno, Jay
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See the Tonight Show
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-13
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MacDonnel-Douglas
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Bird of Prey
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music
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2007-2010
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MacFarlane, Seth
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See Family Guy
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humor
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2007-13
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MAD Magazine
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Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud
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humor
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2007-16
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MAD TV
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Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Madonna
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Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit
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music
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2008
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Maher, Bill
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See Real Time
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humor
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2007-15
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Miller, Dennis
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Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book
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original theory
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2007
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Myers, Mike
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Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others
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humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
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Nickleback
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Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant?
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music
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2007-14
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Oasis
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Fortune
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music
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2001-10
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O'Donnell, Rosie
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Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe'
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intellectual property
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2007-2018
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O'Brien, Conan
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See Late Night with
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humor
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2007-13
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Pohler, Amy
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See Saturday Night Live
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humor, poetry
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2007-13
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Real Time
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'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements
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personal prose
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2007-15
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Rolling Stones, the
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Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma
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music
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2007-13
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Saturday Night Live
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(Sketches:)
Bait Bikes,
Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass,
Cosmic Christ, the,
Don't Destroy the Kitchen,
Idiot Stu-dent, the,
One Thin Grocer,
Shorn Testimony,
Thelma Addison's Confusion,
The Masked Coward,
Tyranny,
The Hennessy,
The Planet of the Grapes,
The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback,
The Racoon,
The Burning Sun,
Silent Night on the Western Front,
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all),
Chester Windmill Presents,
Economics Made Simple,
The Search for Blue November,
Ears Wide Open,
Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener,
Minstrel At Arms,
Blindsighted Justice,
The Flying Peacocks,
'The Rake' Oral Apparatus,
Orangatang Flavour Crystals,
The Girls of Nightcast,
Nightcast: September 22, 2012,
Pussy Willow,
Nightcast: September 15, 2012,
War Story: All's Fair in Love and War,
Nightcast: September 8, 2012,
It's Unibrow!,
It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space),
It's Unibrow! (Again),
Match Against Machine,
The Lost Fight,
Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier,
Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist...,
History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin,
Meddlin' Mom,
Nurse Sheridan,
Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly,
Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee,
Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino,
Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer,
'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet,
'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men,
The Lazar Razor,
'The Shot' Wall Syringe,
Metaphysical Fitness,
Vote for Willie,
'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?],
Bigger than the Host,
Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival,
Professional Wisecracker,
Stark Raving Mad TV,
Running on Air,
Not Without My Money,
The Dealer (The Collector),
Man of His Dreams,
The Sling,
End Quote,
Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun,
Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder,
Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant,
Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream,
Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation,
Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite,
Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper,
Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave,
Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants,
Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar,
Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy,
Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car,
Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar,
Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?],
Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard,
Siren Siren,
Atomic Self-Heating Soup,
Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler,
Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder,
Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly,
Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask,
Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide,
Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest,
Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues,
Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment,
Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza,
Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game,
Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians,
Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?],
Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat,
Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce,
Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry,
Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success,
Love or Money,
Top Stories 1,
Campfire Rock,
The Straight-Blanket,
Top Stories 2,
The Insomniac,
Gold Rush 2013,
Top Story,
The Driver,
The Dating Game,
The Greed Game,
Top Stories 4,
The Blame Game,
Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle,
Top Stories 5,
The Bermuda Triangle War,
Treachery!,
Concentration 'X',
Nightcast: March 18, 2013,
North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes,
The Assistant,
Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13),
The Job Lovers Club,
The Cutting Room,
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets,
The Vanity Mirrors,
Dead Reckoning,
Enemy Agent,
Celebrity Roundup,
Top Stories 6,
Top Stories 7,
The Red Menace,
The Monarch,
Flames of Compassion,
The Space Suit,
Life Shavers,
Around the Corner (Public Service Ad),
Don't Break the Kitchen,
The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution,
The Multi-Gadge,
Family Feudalism,
Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher,
Film School Preppie,
The Local Banter,
The Police Police,
Gentrification,
A Day in the Afterlife,
Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord,
Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap,
The Life of Martin, Word Inventor,
Loving Blindness,
Extreme Irony,
The Defector,
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap,
Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack,
Head Case Files/Little Brenda,
Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow,
Palumbo[?],
Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned,
Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2,
Schoolyard Scope[?],
Slowpoke,
The Thousand Dollar Man,
Le Miscreant,
The Downsizer,
Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30,
High School Sacramental,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25,
Smile-Rite Face Mold,
Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28,
Wilde on Absinthe,
Bum Steer[?],
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12,
The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19,
Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30,
Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16,
Lord of the Fruit Flies,
Pretty Boy,
the Code Breakers of Stanley Park,
Slander!,
the Pathogena Hair Defense System,
Camp Jesus,
Madame Pompadu,
other works
(Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin,
Entropy's Date,
False Prophet, the,
First Unholy Roman Emperor, the,
Iniquia,
Marnie Blarneystone,
Mistress Nemesis,
Puritan, the,
Queen Frig,
Redeemer, the,
Restless One, the,
Rosemary Jones,
The Vindictive,
The Octiverse,
other works
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humor, poetry, music
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2004-13
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Seal
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Bad News, Beguiled
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music
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2007-15
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Shards, the
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Virtue, Lifeless
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music
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2007-13
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Simpsons, the
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Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse,
Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works
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humor
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2007-13
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Stewart, Jon
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See the Daily Show
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humor
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2007-13
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Swift, Taylor
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Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity
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music
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2007-13
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Telus Corporation
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Friend in Need
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music
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2008-2010
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Tonight Show, the
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(Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
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humor, poetry, music
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2007-2013
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Vancouver Sun, the
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Front page 'Sunshine Corner'
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personal prose
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2007
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Yoakum, Dwight
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Together Again
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music
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2007
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