Remembering the Post

I was reading through some old blogs the other night and you wouldn't believe what I found on a dusty old disk. It was from 2005, when I thought I was so smart to tell the world there was no God: But I got to tell you the truth, folks, when it comes to bullshit, you've got to stand in awe of the all-time, major-league champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that's there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever till the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. He's all-powerful, all-knowing, all-wise, but somehow he just can't handle the money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, pays no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now you talk about a good bullshit story, holy shit. (© 2005. David Skerkowski. All Rights Reserved) I erased the above post - along with many others like it - from my first Blogger account in 2007 because I rejected my atheism and didn't want to take away people's faith anymore. But comedians don't care about your heart. They just care about looking like they're funny. So now if you see or hear the italicized on the internet, you can flag it and refer to this blog post to explain yourself. Hardly anyone looks at those old things anymore, but it would be nice to finally do away with their fraud portions. I have a busy day ahead. If all goes as planned, I will be signed off of public assistance by the end of the day. Consider it my Christmas present to the poor, overburdened Canadian tax payer. Yes, and I received another note from my friends at the Songwriter's Association. People who write good songs don't need to be comedians, but that doesn't give comedians the right to steal all of my most amusing blogs when they number in the thousands. I've registered sixty (60) songs with SOCAN this year, and the next time I go to a lawyer about suing offenders like Taylor Swift, I will be taken seriously. The above song, for instance, is a good new song that she doesn't know how to write. She always steals my songs when they turn out like that. But this time I have SOCAN to back me up with their song vault. I hope I will finally be permitted to visit her with my camera when she's incarcerated. This justice is owed to me. 5:54pm. Now that I've had some time to think about the impact of the above quote from the past, I think I should try to expand my thoughts out to the fullest. It's getting into the holiday season and I don't want to be a downer. I have two relatives named George and I want the dead to rest in peace. The fact is that I have suffered repeat assaults upon my peace every time I have been confronted with George Carlin clip on YouTube since he passed on in 2008. I'm finally starting to get ahead now, and I don't know where I would have been without all my prayers to the Lord. When I consider how much I may have damaged my personal relationship with him by such things as the above, I do not also want to be responsible for George Carlin's success with the same words. That was why I erased them. I regretted sharing them. I was trying to atone for them. And here is this comedian, undermining all my efforts. Can we please get this straightened out before I die? All the same, I think Jesus would still want me to forgive Carlin. God help me. 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